Saturday, February 01, 2014

Saturday Night Flyover Country



WHY GIRLS SHOULD NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.

A girl was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check 
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.  She looked
at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said:
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely right.  
But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied,"'cause you're ugly". 

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