Whenever I talk to Dan one of his key issues is "how can I pour piss-water Miller Lite down my gullet faster?"
Well Miller Lite has answered his call with a "new" technology that does just that, called the "Punch Top Can". Basically you are just shotgunning a beer, like you'd see someone do over at Drunk Bear Fans (and shoot beer all over themselves to boot, which is hilarious).
One more reminder - if you don't check out that video at Drunk Bear Fans of those girls shotgunning a beer and shooting it all over themselves you are really missing out.
Mmmm mmmm good.