This is my snow blower. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My snow blower is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my snow blower is useless. Without my snow blower I am useless.
I must start my snow blower on the first pull. I must blow snow farther than my neighbor, who is trying to finish first.
I must out snow blow him before he out snow blows me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my snow blower and myself are defenders of my driveway, we are the masters of my walkways, we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no snow to blow, but peace. Amen."