We used to have up on the masthead a slogan "we shill for nobody" but we do deviate from that on occasion. This is one such occasion.
Over on the most important and most heavily trafficked site on the web, Drunk Bear Fans, I put up an update from the Bears Seahawks game yesterday. On that update is a fine upstanding citizen with what we were told was a Beermingo. Well, actually it is a Flabongo.
Take a look at that outstanding website with the babes chugging cornwater out of that thing and tell me you don't need one of those.
As for me, I left the beer bong back at kollej, never to return.