Not So Secure

Now there is something you won't find often (ever?) on this site, Br1tney. Or any celebrity for that matter. But this post isn't about her. You're welcome.

Enlarge that photo by clicking on it and look at her security forces. There are two guys behind her with earpieces.
The guy on the right is completely out of shape - what a tub of sh1t! You would think if your job was security that you would be able to run at least a little bit, and be able to fight for an extended period of time. Unfortunately, this guy would be gassed after about 10 seconds from the look of him. If I was Br1t and that slob showed up to be my bodyguard I would send him home and get someone who was in reasonable shape. Then again, Br1t isn't exactly the brightest bulb in the marquee.