It didn't happen. This wasn't the year.
This is beyond my wildest dream. I could not have written a better script.
How fitting it is this meltdown concluded just a few blocks from Hollywood.
Cub fans can now stop naming their children, pets and lawn mowers "Wrigley", "Addison", "Waveland" or "Sheffield".
The Cubs Just Suck. They really do.
It's a fact and who will argue?
Will anyone show up at O'Hare Airport to welcome this bunch home? I can't wait for the parade tomorrow.
The 2008 Chicago Cub season and NLDS will go down as the biggest choke job in Chicago sports history. Book it.
Going to bed. With a huge sh*t eatin' grin : )