Every part of your body sheds fat, including your HANDS. See anything missing from this picture?
My ring is gone. There is a good twenty four hour window that I have to search. In that window I played with the kids (roughhousing), went to work for 12 hours, shoveled snow twice, stopped at a restaurant (briefly) was in and out of my car a couple of times, slept, took out the garbage and who knows what else. That thing could have slipped off anywhere. Last night when I realized it was gone I felt like crap. Still do, but not as bad.
I may as well just quit looking for it as the only real hope to finding it is that I just stumble upon it someday - it could be in the garbage for all I know, and I even tore through a couple of the recent bags of garbage from home (yuck). If it got into the garbage at work, it is gone forever. The chances of me recovering the ring are about 5-1 in my estimation. The best hope is that it is at home.
This terrible episode got me to thinking about some of Carl's posts in the past where he stresses how important posessions are to some people. Bigger houses, cars, jewelry, etc. He noted several advertising campaigns in Chicago that stress the value of posessions and the aura of success that they show.
Through all of this and after my futile search I realize how UNimportant things like this are. They are nice to have, but not having my ring (and hey, I can buy a new one) doesn't affect my love for my wife and kids one iota. It made me really happy when I told the kids that I had lost my ring and they offered to MAKE me a new one.
Well, it sucks that the ring I have had for the past 12 years is gone, but my family remains and we all have good health. I would trade it all any day for that.
Added: the last known photo of the ring, ironically, is in the post below, all covered with bread pudding. And NO it isn't in there, I already checked.
UPDATE: Holy Crap the wife found it! Right where I was playing with the kids, and the same place I had looked a hundred times last night. Hooray! I guess I need to get the ring resized now. Anyone know anything about that?
16 comments:
That is pretty funny dan, I lost my engagement ring on christmas while participating in a snowballl fight...It's in the snow on my dad's property somewhere, hopefully it will show up in the spring! I feel like crap for losing it and I'm hoping my dad finds it before jennifer gets home!
Oh bummer jj that you lost it. But what is a guys engagement ring?
At least you didn't have it for long and you can buy another before she gets back - she would never know!
I'm not sure dan, jennifer bought it for me before she left, I think as more of a reminder...I thought it was a nice gesture so I just shut-up and "wore" it.
Haha...I'm still banking on my dad finding it somewhere, otherwise, I will have to buy a new one for sure...The dilemma is: should I tell her? I know, most guys will respond: are you stupid?
Are you totally stupid?
Point taken...If she ever finds out though, I'm blaming you dan!!!
Blame me all you want, I can take it.
The same damn thing happened to me.
Oh well, the marriage didn't last anyway.
JasonE
Dan, did you lose it in the bread pudding?
Dan, as for the resizing, I'd recommend Big Macs, taken twice daily with Fries.
Jewelers can re-size it for you, but then you probably knew that.
There will probably be another downside - all the new clothes you'll have to buy to fit your newly honed bod.
Glad you found it. Its only a symbol, but I imagine it eased your mind a great deal to have it back where it belongs.
Glad you found it!
As I was reading, I was mentally making a list of where to tell you to look! (Inside gloves, pockets you've shoved your hands in, sink drains!)
My JL had his ring sized down right off the bat, but a couple years ago some med treatments made it too tight. He actually had to have it cut off. Then it fit for a good long while, and now it's as loose as yours apparently was! The other day he was just standing in the kitchen and it fell right on the floor! He's gunshy about having it cut down again because there's a little intricate design that gets mucked with each time. I need to bake more cookies!!
Kudos to Mrs.Dan for finding it!
Buy another ring, smaller. Then you're covered no matter what happens.
Good story annie, but what is a JL?
JL is the other half. Here's the fam: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/veganchicklol/AFBpics168.jpg
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