What would St. Patrick's day be without porta-johns? These things sprout up everywhere to make urination more convenient, and hey, we are in an upscale neighborhood, don't want to just do it out in the street.

A few years ago I went out with a friend of mine with whom I lost touch but he saw 2 girls stumble out of a bar and get into the back of a taxicab and start telling the driver which bar to take them to next. Except that it was a police car... ha ha I don't think they'd be so polite if it was a couple of guys that weren't cute.