For those of you who don't know who David Beckham is, he is the English equivalent of Brett Favre. He is a star soccer player who gets paid gazillions of bucks to play sports. He is married to Victoria Adams, who was one of the Spice Girls. This couple to the European media is like Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were to the American media.
Via Drudge, here is an article that describes Beckham's beauty regimen. So this guy uses eye cream, gets manicures, plucks his eyebrows and gets fake spray tans. We have a word for a guy like this here in the Great Midwest - sissy. We also have some other words for a guy like this, but I want to try to keep this blog somewhat family friendly.